Inside sources from a leading furniture retailer have revealed that the DFS sale is set to continue for the time being.

Glenda Lardarse put her membership card to good use this morning. She told WalesOnCraic: “I had to get up early because my dopey daughter had to get an early train and instead of booking a taxi like ...

A Welsh adult movie has been banned after accusations that it falsley depicts a plumber turning up when he said he would. In the film, ‘Big’ Bob the Builder arrives at the house with his massive tool ...

A new range of vegan sausage rolls has gone on sale in Wales. The new savoury pastries taste just like real sausage rolls made with arseholes and eyeballs, according to its maker. Company director ...

In a move that has stunned theologians, historians, and anyone with a basic understanding of how the Catholic Church works, former President Donald Trump has declared that the idea of an American pope ...

Two MOT-While-You-Wait garages will open either side of tunnels, meaning that motorists can get their cars seen to instead of wanting to punch people in the face Welsh News Motorists passing through ...

A bodybuilder from Earth has won this year’s Mr Universe title again, meaning that an entrant from Earth has won every title since the competition first began. Edward ‘The Lump’ WideThighs won the ...

The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction. A spokesman for Mr Trump told WalesOnCraic that Barry Island’s amusements ...

But the assembled dish of a sausage in a sliced bun has recently been chosen as the most popular tea in Wales. The Welsh Hot Dog Appreciation Society’s Hugh Weiner told WalesOnCraic: “We loves an ‘ot ...

Other people’s windchimes have been voted ‘annoying as shit’ in a recent survey to find the UK’s most annoying noise. The noise topped this year’s charts, which was won last year by Alison Hammond’s ...

English settlers will learn to pronounce words like ‘sospan’ and ‘tooth’ correctly. A spokeswoman for the Welsh government told WalesOnCraic: “Ooo, it’s bloody tidy, mun innit, like? We gets lots of ...

A miserable old fart from Trebanog has complained to the Spanish authorities after she was served Spanish food while on holiday in Spain. Ethel Leathercrotch was left glum-faced after she couldn’t get ...