Swanson, as befits a man with almost four decades of head coaching experience, must be a master of the locker-room speech. Two weeks in a row, against quality opposition, and Virginia was on the front ...

Apparently, the fry-friendly feline saw one lone waffle fry at the bottom of the box and figured he'd just reach in with his teeth to grab it. Clearly, it didn't work out that way and he was stuck ...