Funny retirement card messages give you the chance to congratulate a friend or family member while throwing in some humor at the same time. Depending on who it is, ...

(Credit: Canva) What to write in a retirement card for a friend or family member. Congratulations on your retirement. If you get bored, you know you can call and hang out with us any time.

Retirement is a time to celebrate! You’ve worked hard for years, and now it’s time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. The question is, what do you get the person who has everything?