Funny retirement card messages give you the chance to congratulate a friend or family member while throwing in some humor at the same time. Depending on who it is, ...

Retirement is a time to celebrate! You’ve worked hard for years, and now it’s time to enjoy the fruits of your labor. The question is, what do you get the person who has everything?

(Credit: Canva) What to write in a retirement card for a friend or family member. Congratulations on your retirement. If you get bored, you know you can call and hang out with us any time.

Humans send him cards, a small batch of them atop a box in Willis’s office seeing as how Funny Cide just had his birthday. Return addresses say Greensboro, N.C.; Tullahoma, Tenn.; Lehigh Acres, Fla.

Retired Alabama Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban had an extensive coaching career spanning 49 years and his sudden retirement in January took many fans and analysts by surprise.