“知道,”我回答她,“可能它结婚了吧。” My wife was complaining that the vac was making a terrible whining noise and wasn't sucking, "Any idea what's wrong with it?" she asked. First God tells us to go forth and ...
最后的告别…… 今天,女朋友和我分手了。她来最后见我一次。我们相拥而泣了几分钟,场面十分感人。在她走后,我发现放在旁边桌子上的钱包不翼而飞了。FML Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a ...