Disclaimer: This article is based on actual news from the real world – honestly! However, it has been sprinkled with a healthy dose of satire. Emergency personnel rescued a man who had become stuck ...

A Connecticut man has been saved from a slippery situation. An unidentified 40-year-old got himself stuck inside a tube slide at an elementary school playground in Vernon, Connecticut, on Aug. 16.

A Connecticut man is likely breathing a sigh of relief thanks to a team of firefighters and other emergency personnel who rescued him after he became stuck inside a tube slide at a children's ...

A crew of Connecticut firefighters was forced to cut open a children’s playground slide to release a middle-aged man stuck inside. It was an interesting Saturday afternoon for the Town of Vernon Fire ...

VERNON, Conn. (WTNH) — A 43-year-old man was rescued after getting stuck in a slide at Northeast School in Vernon Saturday, first responders said. Fire and EMS crews responded to the playground at ...