“Roses are red / violets are blue,” probably the most famous and basic opening in all of poetry, is a perfect fit for Twitter. It clocks in at far fewer than 140 characters and is formulaic enough to ...

If you were to sit down and try to write a loving song, three words are assuredly going to come right to mind: Roses are red. Then, of course, three more spring to mind: Violets are blue. Indeed, ...

The best running jokes on the internet are simple. They’re easy enough to replicate, and getting into them doesn’t require much thought beyond the surface level. (Example: the pure beauty of the ...