Eventually, after many minutes, the guards blew the whistle and cleared the pool, to much griping from the patrons, who did not make the expected Caddyshack-like exit upon hearing the news.

Many swimmers are using the pool to wash their feet or their sandals, clogging the water with dirt and sand. Some are not rinsing off before entering; others are peeing in the water.

Why not give the old man a floating poop emoji? One of many emoji floats, this buoyant rubber poo will inspire dads around the pool to endlessly reference the 1980 comedy Caddyshack.